Great Oneliners

November 29, 2009 strictlyinkwell

Things people have actually said to me

‘I feel like I was sent by God to help you because nobody else wanted to dance with you’

‘I’m fussy who I date’

‘You’re not pretty enough for someone like him. Its not that you’re not pretty, but you’re not pretty enough, glamourous or a good enough dancer for someone like him’

‘You’re no virgin. You had sex and took pleasure in it’ (from one of my elderly patients)

‘You’re the devil’s handmaiden’ (from another patient when I tried to shave him)

What do you think? I’ve used some of them in my stories. They do say truth is stranger then fiction.

Ax

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